The ASC had recently suffered from severe head trauma due to a large rabid eel (yes, a land walking eel) hitting it repeatedly with a dead goldfish that had a Subaru decal on its forehead. Both the ASC and the goldfish died at the scene of the crime. The eel remains at large. Please visit the assholes at www.westernsubaruclub.com if you locate the criminal eel. Thank you and death to all evil crap goldfish that can't be used as hammers. The ASC will not be returning. Goodbye everyone.